Sam Levenson Quotes

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Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.

Sam Levenson
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.

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Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.

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What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.

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There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.

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The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

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The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.

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A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing out of his jacket like a good wife.

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The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

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The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.

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I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

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It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

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Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

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The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

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Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

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The only person who listens to both sides of a husband and wife argument is the woman in the next apartment.

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One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

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Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.

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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

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Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

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We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

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It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

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Our toaster works on either AC or DC but not on bread. It has two settings—too soon or too late.

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You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Sam Levenson