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You realise tinned food is just for crackheads and wars?
War is never a picnic. Although obviously soldiers do end up eating outdoors a lot.
Frosties are just cornflakes for people who can't deal with reality.
Oh right, so, now she's finished with you, suddenly you're in love with her again?
Exactly. Duh! That's how love works Mark.
Dancing? Y-yes…dancing…I love…dancing…(It makes me look like a coma victim being stood up and zapped with a cattle prod).
On how to make a toast for breakfast:
Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown's the savory and white's the treat.
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For I've read in many a novel that, unless they've souls that grovel, Folks prefer in fact a hovel to your dreary marble halls.
Charles Stuart Calverley
Sam Bain is a British comedy writer, best known for the Channel 4 sitcom Peep Show. He attended a public school in London before graduating from the University of Manchester, where he met his writing partner Jesse Armstrong.
Peep Show (2003 – 2015)
Fresh Meat (2011 – 2016)
Four Lions (2010)
Babylon (Since 2014)
The Old Guys (2009 – 2010)
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