I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.


Monkey Business (1931 film), spoken by Groucho Marx

S. J. Perelman Quotes

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.