S. J. Perelman Quote

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

Monkey Business (1931 film), spoken by Groucho Marx

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.

I want to register a complaint…You know who sneaked into my stateroom at three o'clock this morning?…Nobody, and that's my complaint.