'Oh, son, I wish you hadn't become a scenario writer!' she sniffed.
'Aw, now, Moms,' I comforted her, 'it's no worse than playing the piano in a call house.'


Strictly from Hunger (Random house, 1937)

S. J. Perelman Quotes

'Oh, son, I wish you hadn't become a scenario writer!' she sniffed. 'Aw, now, Moms,' I comforted her, 'it's no worse than playing the piano in a call ...

'Oh, son, I wish you hadn't become a scenario writer!' she sniffed. 'Aw, now, Moms,' I comforted her, 'it's no worse than playing the piano in a call ...

'Oh, son, I wish you hadn't become a scenario writer!' she sniffed. 'Aw, now, Moms,' I comforted her, 'it's no worse than playing the piano in a call ...

'Oh, son, I wish you hadn't become a scenario writer!' she sniffed. 'Aw, now, Moms,' I comforted her, 'it's no worse than playing the piano in a call ...