Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

The Rush Limbaugh Show, 15 June 1991, quoted in Fairness & Accuracy In Reporting (1995-05-01). The Way Things Aren't: Rush Limbaugh's Reign of Error. New Press. p. 19. ISBN 156584260X. OCLC 31782620.