I don't believe you. Not because you're a poor liar, but because it doesn't conform with the facts. I work with statistics, Mr. Washburn, or Mr. Bourne, or whatever your name is. I respect observable data and I can spot inaccuracies; I'm trained to do that.

The Bourne Identity, Chapter 9 (p. 128), Richard Marek Publishers. 1980, Death is a statistic for the computers.