Robert Benchley Short Quotes

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One square foot less and it would be adulterous.

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I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

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Often Daddy sat up very late working on a case of Scotch.

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The atom is composed of little pieces of old pocket lint.

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Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

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If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

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Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

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I feel as young as I ever did, apart from the occasional heart attack.

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The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

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Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

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All laughter is a muscular rigidity spasmodically relieved by involuntary twitching.

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You won't find one fish in a million that has enough sense to come in when it rains.

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Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

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Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

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Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.

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If you think you have caught a cold, call a good doctor. Call in three doctors and play bridge.

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It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.

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It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

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