Robert Benchley Quote

I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side of the house, waiting for the more civilized members of the party to get up.


One Minute, Please (ed. 1946)


I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side...

I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side...

I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side...

I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side...