It is the most indecent outfit I've ever seen, with no other purpose than to excite lewd, libidinous, lascivious, licentious, lecherous, lustful longings in the loins of Lotharios.
Isn't that the purpose of clothing?
Well... aside from protection—yes.

Chapter XLVI I'm gifted with second sight. (p. 456) - The Number of the Beast (1980)