Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast and don't raise controversial issues until after his second cup of coffee, you can get away with murder the rest of the time. They don't notice other odors when they smell bacon.


Chapter V —a wedding ring is not a ring in my nose— (p. 41) - The Number of the Beast (1980)

Robert A. Heinlein Quotes

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast and don't raise...

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast and don't raise...

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast and don't raise...

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it causes him to wonder if women are necessary. If you always get his breakfast and don't raise...