"It is very difficult to phone people in China, Mr. President," said the Postmaster General, "The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you wing you get the wong number."


Ch. 4, "The President" (p. 34 in the 1984 Bantam edition) - Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (1972)

Roald Dahl Quotes

It is very difficult to phone people in China, Mr. President, said the Postmaster General, The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you...

It is very difficult to phone people in China, Mr. President, said the Postmaster General, The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you...

It is very difficult to phone people in China, Mr. President, said the Postmaster General, The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you...

It is very difficult to phone people in China, Mr. President, said the Postmaster General, The country is so full of Wings and Wongs, every time you...