If I was drunk, I wouldn't be here at all. And really, this is pretty good for four White Russians. White what? I almost sat down but was afraid the chair might dematerialize beneath me. It's a drink, he said. You'd think I wouldn't be into something named that—you know, considering my own personal experience with Russians. But they're surprisingly delicious. The drinks, not real Russians.

The Indigo Spell: A Bloodlines Novel (ed. Penguin, 2013) - ISBN: 9781101604106