Richard Kadrey - Sandman Slim (2009)

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If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.

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The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

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We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

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Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

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Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

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