Rachel Cohn Short Quotes

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Teenage boys cannot be trusted. Their intentions are not pure.

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There's no such thing as ready, she says. There's only willing.

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The mosh pit will reveal all the answers. The mosh pit never lies.

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The only use she has for the word fun is to make the word funeral.

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I've given him more mixed signals than a dyslexic Morse code operator.

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Somewhere between a friend and acquaintance—a frequaintance, as it were.

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The handwriting was a girl's. I mean, you can tell. That enchanted cursive.

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I can be a badass DJ when I want, but I am also an insufferable music snob.

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So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.

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I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass.

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She doesn't want the boy causing the distinction between "love" and "in love

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People come to New York to be different, but I go to Starbucks to be the same.

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It still might be a shock. To realize you are just one story walking among millions.

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Once upon a time, Sleeping Beauty decided to take a nap from which she would never wake up.

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There was no word in the dictionary adequate to describe the sensation other than sensational.

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Books. I'd probably spend all my time alone and lost in books if I could. It's easier that way.

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There. I've said everything I wanted to say without actually having to use the words "please stay

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But I know the difference. Everyone else is a ghost. I exist here alone, stranded by choice. Deserted.

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We're better off. But I don't know if the world's better off. I don't know if the two are the same thing.

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We all just took the bookstore at its word, because if you couldn't trust a bookstore, what could you trust?

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Dumped doesn't even begin to describe it. If you're going to use a trash metaphor, incinerated is more like it.

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I want to believe there is a somebody out there for me. I want to believe that I exist to be there for that somebody.

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I wanted to talk to someone. But who? It's moments like this, when you need someone the most, that your world seems smallest.

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Well sure, who doesn't need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one.

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True Love. I'm starting to suspect the concept is pure illusion, an insipid brand name manufactured by Hallmark and Disney. — Cupcake

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It broke the spell. It's not that I stopped being happy. I was still inexplicably, utterly happy. But suddenly the happiness had implications.

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The complexity embedded in the different levels of meaning that go along with the words "I love you" ought to be a whole mindfuck of a video game

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Nick and I could become goodwill ambassadors for the city now that the porno shops on 42nd Street are gone. Must make mental note to contact mayor.

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They were tricky, those demons. Could they be trusted? Of course they could be trusted. She'd created them. She owned them. They wouldn't lead her astray.

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I feel like you may be a special and kind person. And I would like to make it my business to know special and kind people. Especially if they are boys my age.

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