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When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
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Fang, the idiot, was watching television one night and a guy was showing how to use a condom by putting on a sock. Now Fang is carrying a sock in his wallet.
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Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
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Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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