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When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
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Fang, the idiot, was watching television one night and a guy was showing how to use a condom by putting on a sock. Now Fang is carrying a sock in his wallet.
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Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
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Even private persons in due season, with discretion and temper, may reprove others, whom they observe to commit sin, or follow bad courses, out of charitable design, and with hope to reclaim them.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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