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When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.

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Fang, the idiot, was watching television one night and a guy was showing how to use a condom by putting on a sock. Now Fang is carrying a sock in his wallet.

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Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.

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Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret. You are looking into a predator's eyes. Most predators have eyes set right on the front of their heads, so they can use binocular vision to sight and track their prey.
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Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
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Born: July 17, 1917
Died: August 20, 2012 (aged 95)
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