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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
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Fang is the cheapest man alive. On Christmas Eve, he puts the kids to bed, fires one shot, and tells them Santa has committed suicide.
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Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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