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Scoring in tennis is like marrying for money... love means nothing!
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I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
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Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
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Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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