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Fang's idea of a seven-course dinner is a six-pack and a bologna sandwich. The last time I said 'Let's eat out,' we ate in the garage.
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Fang, the idiot, was watching television one night and a guy was showing how to use a condom by putting on a sock. Now Fang is carrying a sock in his wallet.
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Fang is the cheapest man alive. On Christmas Eve, he puts the kids to bed, fires one shot, and tells them Santa has committed suicide.
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In England, the profession of the law is that which seems to hold out the strongest attraction to talent, from the circumstance, that in it ability, coupled with exertion, even though unaided by patronage, cannot fail of obtaining reward.
Charles Babbage
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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