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I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing wrong about going to bed with a good book... or a friend who's read one.
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When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
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Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage, I nicknamed my water bed, Lake Placid!
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On her husband:
Fang is the cheapest man alive. On Christmas Eve, he puts the kids to bed, fires one shot, and tells them Santa has committed suicide.
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Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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