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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor. I was committed. I spent seven hours there, and that was just for the estimate.
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Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
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In England, the profession of the law is that which seems to hold out the strongest attraction to talent, from the circumstance, that in it ability, coupled with exertion, even though unaided by patronage, cannot fail of obtaining reward.
Charles Babbage
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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