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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor. I was committed. I spent seven hours there, and that was just for the estimate.
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Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
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Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
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Born:
July 17, 1917
Died:
August 20, 2012
(aged 95)
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