The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids... and when you're away from them, who needs it?.


Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy (ed. Penguin, 2006) - ISBN: 9781101617700

Phyllis Diller Quotes

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids... and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids... and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids... and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids... and when you're away from them, who needs it?.