Phyllis Diller Quote

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy (2005)

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.