The idea of a Supreme Being who creates a world in which one creature is designed to eat another in order to subsist, and then pass a law saying, "Thou shalt not kill," is so monstrously, immeasurably, bottomlessly absurd that I am at a loss to understand how mankind has entertained or given it house room all this long.

Slouching Towards Kalamazoo: A Novel (ed. University of Chicago Press, 2012) - ISBN: 9780226149202