Quote of the day
Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status.
Patrick Marber

Born: September 19, 1964 (age 60)
Bio: Patrick Albert Crispin Marber is an English comedian, playwright, director, puppeteer, actor, and screenwriter.
Known for:
- Closer (1997)
- Dealer's Choice (1995)
- After Miss Julie (1996)
- Don Juan in Soho (2007)
- The Red Lion (2015)