Never drink diet soda. It shows you have no nerve. Only drink real colas, caffeine-packed energy drinks, or vitamin water. Hate champagne because that's what everyone expects you to love. Energy drinks are the best party drinks. You never get tired, you never get a hangover, and you can make fun of all the loaded people who think they're clever but are really acting stupid.

Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-In-Chic Peek Behind the Pose (ed. Simon and Schuster, 2012) - ISBN: 9781471105746