Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked family car, no mayor of Washington, D.C., videotaped in flagrante delicto has ever come up with anything as farfetched as U.S. farm policy.
PARLIAMENT OF WHORES A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government (ed. 1991)