If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.


Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People (ed. 2007)

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.