P. J. O'Rourke Quote

Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it.


The Bachelor Home Companion (1986)


Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it.

Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it.

Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it.

Never serve oysters during a month that has no paycheck in it.