Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.


Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People (1983)

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.

Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.

Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.

Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city jail for it instead of a minimum security federal tennis prison.