Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.


The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig (ed. 2007)

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.