P. J. O'Rourke Quote

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig (ed. 2007)

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.

Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.