P. J. O'Rourke Quote

One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.


All the Trouble in the World (1994)


One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.

One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.

One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.

One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.