P. J. O'Rourke Quote

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

All the Trouble in the World (ed. 2007)

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.

A dugout is much superior to a conventional manufactured canoe because you can get soaking wet without bothering to capsize it.