In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.


PARLIAMENT OF WHORES A Lone Humorist Attempts to Explain the Entire U.S. Government (ed. 1991)

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office....

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office....

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office....

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office....