Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.


Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People (ed. 2007)

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.