P. J. O'Rourke Quote

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral. Screw the rights of nature. Nature will have rights as soon as it get duties. The minute we see birds, trees, bugs, and squirrels picking up litter, giving money to charity, and keeping an eye on our kids at the park, we'll let them vote.

All the Trouble in the World (1994)

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral....

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral....

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral....

If we're going to improve the environment, the first thing we should do is duck the government. The second thing we should do is quit being moral....