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There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter.
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I started violently, as if some unseen hand had goosed me.
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"Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary," murmured Psmith.
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Slice him where you like, a hellhound is always a hellhound.
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You would not like Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.
Jeeves to Bertie Wooster
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In every romance you have to budget for the occasional dust-up.
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The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
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It was a harsh, rasping voice, in its timbre not unlike a sawmill.
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Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.
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There are men who fear repartee in a wife more keenly than a sword.
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It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.
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'Stinko, is he?'
'Not perhaps stinko, but certainly effervescent.'
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Well, you know, there are limits to the sacred claims of friendship.
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'Are you sure?' I said that sure was just what I wasn't anything but.
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He had never acted in his life, and couldn't play the pin in Pinafore.
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The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
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The Duke's moustache was rising and falling like seaweed on an ebb-tide.
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My Aunt Agatha, the curse of the Home Counties and a menace to one and all.
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At this moment, the laurel bush, which had hitherto not spoken, said "Psst!"
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Aunt Agatha, who eats broken bottles and wears barbed wire next to the skin.
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So always look for the silver lining And try to find the sunny side of life.
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I shuddered from stem to stern, as stout barks do when buffeted by the waves.
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She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
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I shoved on a dressing-gown, and flew downstairs like a mighty, rushing wind.
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It's not that I don't trust you, Dunstable, it's simply that I don't trust you.
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Oofy, thinking of the tenner he had given Freddie, writhed like an electric fan.
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Birds, except when broiled and in the society of a cold bottle, bored him stiff.
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Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
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It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
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His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.
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In England, the profession of the law is that which seems to hold out the strongest attraction to talent, from the circumstance, that in it ability, coupled with exertion, even though unaided by patronage, cannot fail of obtaining reward.
Charles Babbage
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Born:
October 15, 1881
Died:
February 14, 1975
(aged 93)
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