P. G. Wodehouse Quote

"But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that."
"I often have."
"I'm hopeless at a game like that. Ask Jeeves about the time I got lugged in to address a girls' school. I made the most colossal ass of myself."
"And I confidently anticipate that you will make an equally colossal ass of yourself on the thirty-first of this month. That's why I want you. The way I look at it is that, as the thing is bound to be a frost, anyway, one may as well get a hearty laugh out of it."


Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

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But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that. I often have. I'm hopeless at a game like that. Ask Jeeves about the time I got lugged...

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But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that. I often have. I'm hopeless at a game like that. Ask Jeeves about the time I got lugged...

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But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that. I often have. I'm hopeless at a game like that. Ask Jeeves about the time I got lugged...

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But why do you want me? I mean, what am I? Ask yourself that. I often have. I'm hopeless at a game like that. Ask Jeeves about the time I got lugged...