When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

To a waiter

Max Beerbohm, letter to Reggie Turner, 15 April 1893

Oscar Wilde Quotes

When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

When I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.