The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.


As quoted in The New Speaker's Treasury of Wit and Wisdom (1958) by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 322.


The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.