For half a century, man and nipper, I've doted on a tasty kipper, But since I am no Jack the Ripper I wish the kipper had a zipper.


Everyone but Thee and Me, The Kipper (p. 63)

Ogden Nash Quotes

For half a century, man and nipper, I've doted on a tasty kipper, But since I am no Jack the Ripper I wish the kipper had a zipper.

For half a century, man and nipper, I've doted on a tasty kipper, But since I am no Jack the Ripper I wish the kipper had a zipper.

For half a century, man and nipper, I've doted on a tasty kipper, But since I am no Jack the Ripper I wish the kipper had a zipper.

For half a century, man and nipper, I've doted on a tasty kipper, But since I am no Jack the Ripper I wish the kipper had a zipper.