But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you...

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

The bad parents' garden of verse (ed. 1936)

Ogden Nash Quotes

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.