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Law Number II: If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

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Law Number X: Bulls do not win bullfights; people do. People do not win people fights; lawyers do.

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Law Number XXII: If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

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Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

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Law Number XLIII: Hardware works best when it matters the least.

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Law Number XVII: Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; i.e., it always increases.

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Law Number I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

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Law Number XLIX: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

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Law Number XXIII: Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

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Law Number XLII: Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.

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Law Number XXV: A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.

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Law Number XXVII: Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

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Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

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Law Number XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

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Law Number XXXIII: Fools rush in where incumbents fear to tread.

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Law Number XXVI: If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

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Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

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Law Number VIII: The most unsuccessful four years in the education of a cost-estimator is fifth grade arithmetic.

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Law Number XIX: Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.

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Law Number IV: If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

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Law Number XLVIII: The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to spend doing what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all your time talking about nothing.

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Law Number XXXIV: The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.

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Law Number XLIV: Aircraft flight in the 21st century will always be in a westerly direction, preferably supersonic, crossing time zones to provide the additional hours needed to fix the broken electronics.

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Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

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Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.

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Law Number LI: By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.

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Law Number XIII: There are many highly successful businesses in the United States. There are also many highly paid executives. The policy is not to intermingle the two.

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Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

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Law Number XLV: One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

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Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

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