Vera said: Why do you feel you have to turn everything into a story? So I told her why. Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at me than feel sorry for me. Because if I tell the story, it doesn't hurt as much. Because if I tell the story, I can get on with it.
Heartburn (ed. Hachette UK, 2012) - ISBN: 9781405522304