Nick Offerman Quotes

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I'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen.

Nick Offerman

Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

Nick Offerman

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: Just be cool. Don't be an asshole.

Nick Offerman

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.

Nick Offerman

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Nick Offerman

Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.

Nick Offerman

We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air fresheners, and sentient automobiles. But we're assholes first.

Nick Offerman