I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do; they save their best pairs for the nights when they are going to sleep with somebody. When you live with a woman, these faded, shrunken tatty scraps suddenly appear on radiators all over the house; your lascivious schoolboy dreams of adulthood as a time when you are surrounded by exotic lingerie for ever and ever amen...those dreams crumble to dust.


High Fidelity (ed. Penguin UK, 2005) - ISBN: 9780141925073


I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do; they save their best pairs for the nights when they are going to...

I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do; they save their best pairs for the nights when they are going to...

I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do; they save their best pairs for the nights when they are going to...

I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do; they save their best pairs for the nights when they are going to...