Nick Hornby Quote

Hey, great idea: if you have kids, give your partner reading vouchers next Christmas. Each voucher entitles the bearer to two hours' reading time *while the kids are awake*. It might look like a cheapskate present, but parents will appreciate that it costs more in real terms than a Lamborghini.

The Polysyllabic Spree (ed. McSweeneys Books, 2004) - ISBN: 9781932416244