I don't want anyone writing in to point out that I spend too much money on books, many of which I will never read. I know that already. I certainly intend to read all of them, more or less. My intentions are good. Anyway, it's my money. And I'll bet you do it too.
The Polysyllabic Spree (ed. McSweeneys Books, 2004) - ISBN: 9781932416244