Molly Ivins Quote

The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention.
Bush was replaced by his exceedingly Lite Guv Rick Perry, who has really good hair. Governor Goodhair, or the Ken Doll (see, all Texans use nicknames—it's not that odd), is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But the chair of a major House committee says, "Goodhair is much more engaged as governor than Bush was." As the refrain of the country song goes, "O Please, Dear God, Not Another One."


Shrub Flubs His Dub, May 31, 2001. Retrieved October 24, 2011.


The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention. Bush was replaced by his exceedingly ...

The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention. Bush was replaced by his exceedingly ...

The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention. Bush was replaced by his exceedingly ...

The next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please, pay attention. Bush was replaced by his exceedingly ...