People always go on about how fantastic relationships are in the beginning, and of course everyone hates relationships when they end, but what about the middles? the middles where you know everything there is to know. Where you can look at the person you love and know what they're thinking, see something on the telly and know how they'd react; When you know exactly what they'd wear to come round and see you.

Mr. Commitment (ed. Broadway Books, 2002) - ISBN: 9780767910880