Mignon McLaughlin - Man Quotes

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Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

Mignon McLaughlin

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.

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A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

Mignon McLaughlin

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

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Philosophy teaches a man that he can't take it with him; taxes teach him he can't leave it behind either.

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When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

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Women are good listeners, but it's a waste of time telling your troubles to a man unless there's something specific you want him to do.

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I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.

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The proud man can learn humility, but he will be proud of it.

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